January 25
formspring.me
if you had to choose between dying by being tied to the ground as lava slowly creeped towards you and burned you to death or being scratched to death by thousands of kittens what would you pick? (keep in mind the kittens have not been declawed)
well laura, i would pick getting scratched to death by a thousand kittens because i would not get clawed to death by them, i would simply woo them to like me and i would turn them against you!
these are blood-thirsty trained killers. it would take a cat whisperer to woo these little monsters. i can only think of one person that would be able to do that…….
